Eminem - Role Model - Аккорды, табы, тексты

The Slim Shady LP CD1 (1999)
		Role Model

Comments:	I just saw this video on MTV. I don't really like the song, but
		the previous tab of "Role Model" was wrong so here the right way.

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Text:		OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
		You can try this at home
		You can be just like me!

		Mic check one two.. we recordin?
		I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
		If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
		I strangled you to death then I choked you again
		Then break your ***in legs till your bones poke through your skin
		You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
		Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
		I get you blunted off of funny home grown
		Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
		(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
		That would mean I lie AND get ***ed more than the President does
		Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
		I ripped her ***in tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
		My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
		Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (*** you!)
		Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
		Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
		smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
		And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
		I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
		So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
		Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
		Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
		But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
		How the *** can I be white, I don't even exist
		I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
		Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
		My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
		And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

		Now follow me and do exactly what you see
		Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
		I slap women and eat shrooms then O. D.
		Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

		Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
		When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
		Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
		Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
		My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
		I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
		I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
		That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
		My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
		witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
		Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
		And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
		I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
		A premature birth that was four minutes late
		Mother.. are you there? I love you
		I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
		Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
		a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
		I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
		Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
		So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
		Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
		Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
		I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

		I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
		Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
		I've been with 10 women who got HIV
		Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
		I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
		Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
		I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
		You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!